hiccstrid hogwarts AU
Guy1(I dunno his name he’s in Tangled right?): Hey, look at that.
There goes the freaking cripple.
Don’t you need help? Your legs don’t seem to match each other.
Guy2: Hey you wanna bet? Let’s give 10 galleons to the one who drops him off of his broom at the next Quidditch.
Guy1: Dude, that’s way too easy! Ha ha ha
Guy2: Hey, teach me how to walk by one leg.
Guy1: How can he possibly go around by that?
Guy1: He’s just a coward that doesn’t even have the courage to stand back.
Hiccup: (Let’s just ignore…)
Guy2: I have no idea why Hofferson is going out with that kind of moron.
Hofferson is a dumbass.
Hiccup:…What the hell did you just say-
*Astrid kicks those two guys hell yeah*
Guy1: Hey!! What the-
Guy2: Put her off!!
*Hiccup uses magic gaahhhhh*
*And he goes to bed because he used a difficult spell*
Hiccup: I’m sorry.
Hiccup:…You get gossips because of me.
Astrid: ? Did anyone gossip me?
Hiccup:…Didn’t you beat them because they insulted you?
Astrid: They insulted me, too? That son of bitchs.
Astrid: Do you have a fever? Should I call Mrs. Tooth?
Hiccup: No it’s okay„„,
Astrid: *blushes* ??????
AHHHHH THIS IS SOOOO SWEEEET
AND I’M SORRY FOR THE TERRIBLE TRANSLATION
BUT I COULDN’T JUST PASS THIS CUTE THING